10 Things That Will Go Down Tomorrow: Colorado

I wish all their players looked like this....

Welcome to the return of “10 Things….”. I’ve had a lot of time to think about my mistakes, and I’ve decided that these posts will continue to contain the rampant homer-ism that they featured prior to the ECU debacle. With that in mind, and the agonizing lay-off over, consider the following points.

1. We will run the ball. Over. And Over. And Over. And, you get it….
2. We will NOT play like the “little fellas” coach Stew suggests. We will play like big fellas, huge fellas and tough fellas.
3. Jarrett Brown will see some snaps in the backfield where we desperately need his size and strength.
4. Reed Williams finally takes the field.
5. We distract the Colorado defense with the two things they have no power over: Yonder Mountain String Band CDs and high-grade marijuana.
6. Noel Devine finally finds the end zone.
7. John Denver and his affinity for both states is mentioned repeatedly. “Country Roads” and “Rocky Mountain High” are played. Thankfully “Sunshine on My Shoulders” is not.
8. The defense holds Colorado to under 400 yards passing. Barely.
9. McAffee goes looking for their chick kicker, but can’t find her. Weeps openly.
10. The traveling contingent of Mountie fans show the Buffs what partying is really about.

WVU: 31 Colorado: 27